Johnny’s Legacy

Meet Johnny Thrustwell, the badass producer and songwriter who lived like a rockstar tornado—boozing, banging, and flipping the bird to anyone who dared tell him no. This legend kicked the bucket in his shitty singlewide RV in Vegas, probably mid-hangover, leaving behind a dusty pile of unheard recordings that’d make your grandma blush and your dad crank the volume. His landlord, likely thrilled to ditch the stench, stumbled on this goldmine and auctioned it off to the Johnny Thrustwell Foundation. Now, these glorious bastards are dusting off the tapes, digitizing the chaos, and blasting Johnny’s raw genius onto every streaming platform known to man. Enjoy the ride, fuckers—it’s Johnny’s world, and we’re just streaming in it.