Found Sex Tape From ‘99

I was diggin’ through the closet, dust on my hands,
Found a VHS, labeled "Us" in your old man’s vans.
Popped it in the player, hit rewind to ‘99,
Girl, it’s you and me, tangled up, losin’ track of time.
I saw that kitchen counter, you in nothin’ but a grin,
Legs up high, oh my God, where do I begin?
We flipped it to the couch, then the floor, no shame,
You screamin’ like a rockstar, I was lovin’ that game.

Oh, I don’t miss your voice, or the fights we’d fight,
Just that dirty little dance we did every night.
Rewind to ‘99, that tape don’t lie,
You and me, freaky-deaky, girl, you blew my mind.

There’s that part in the bedroom, you ridin’ reverse,
Ass so fat, I’m still prayin’ off that curse.
Doggy by the mirror, yeah, we watched it play,
Sweat drippin’ down, damn, we went all day.
You had that whip-cream trick, lickin’ slow and low,
Sticky on my chest, girl, you stole the show.
Missionary with a twist, feet up by my face,
Tape caught it all, now I’m laughin’ at the pace.

Oh, I don’t miss your attitude, or that nag in your tone,
Just that nasty little grind when we were alone.
Rewind to ‘99, that tape don’t lie,
You and me, freaky-deaky, girl, you blew my mind.

I don’t care ‘bout your heart, or the tears you’d cry,
Just them hips, them lips, and that wild goodbye.
Tape’s got me cacklin’, you bent over the sink,
Porn-star vibes, girl, we were synced in pink.

So here’s to ‘99, that VCR glow,
Sex so good, it’s the only thing I know.
Don’t want you back, nah, your soul’s a chore,
But damn, that tape’s got me missin’ the score.
”ooh-ooh-ooh” and a chuckle